17 9 / 2014

A day with my period.

  • 1: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • 1: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • 1: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • 1: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
  • 1: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • 1: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • 1: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • 1: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • 1: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • 1: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • 1: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • 1: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • 1: Yell at a puppy.
  • 1: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

17 9 / 2014

strictly-fandoms:

do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you

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16 9 / 2014

15 9 / 2014

romanticizing-death:

bahboh:

one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like

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just rest your eyesimage

get comfy

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we’re all in  this together

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you are safe here

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it will be ok

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This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen

(via dutchster)

14 9 / 2014

h3adphonez:

volatilevibes:

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.

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And the biggest dogs

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Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 

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and together

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That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

I’m moving…BYE MOM

(via pielody)

14 9 / 2014

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14 9 / 2014

insanity-and-vanity:

A dress designed to change color in the rain, thanks to dye sewn into the seams | (created by Sean Kelly, modeled by Angelica Guillen-Jimenez)

(via m0xt)

14 9 / 2014

midesko:
“ Retail jobs summed up
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midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

(via broken-from-memories)

14 9 / 2014

rumpelstiltskln:

if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

14 9 / 2014

cockkkkkkkk:

akivalentine:

hypnotixpoet:

courtneybrandttt:

kimkanyekimye:

Kanye is everything!!!

If a man ever treats me the way Kanye treats Kim, i will never let him go

“asshole to the world but never towards your girl.”

!!!

man of my dreams dude

(via myradiantlife)

14 9 / 2014

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

(via dutchster)

14 9 / 2014

imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

(via nuhstalgicsoul-deactivated20180)

11 9 / 2014

markatch:

unfriendlyblasianhottie:

the-goddamazon:

jeankd:

teamocorazon:

annilovesjolie:

x

bless them for letting baby girl keep her heritage

I peep them braids and that dress

I was just thinking this. She actually takes the children back to visit their family in their home country and they study about their own cultures. She isn’t one of those white people trying to assimilate her non-white children. 

She doesn’t use her kids as props and accessories, and she loves and cherishes them all equally it looks like.

Not to mention how she lets John (Shiloh prefers to be called John) dress and act how they like

Also, I’m pretty sure her wedding dress has her kids’ drawings on it, which is just unbelievably adorable.

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg-dea)

08 9 / 2014

08 9 / 2014